She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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