and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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