ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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