I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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