So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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