The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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