Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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