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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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