THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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