Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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