Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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