We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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