I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
do herpes really smell.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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