i think i have herpe
just one?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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