This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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