i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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