so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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