I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i dont even know how to be here
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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