That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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