i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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