Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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