normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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