guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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