i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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