WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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