No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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