he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Vodka?
Forever.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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