THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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