I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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