she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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