You're so nebulous sometimes
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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