all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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