Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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