Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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