I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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