his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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