he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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