he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.