Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
When did angry sex become our thing?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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