quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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