Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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