I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I think i peed on brittanys purse
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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