dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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