I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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