It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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