we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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