I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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