oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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