you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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