i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
