So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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