i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I touched a dick in church today
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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