The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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