how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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