Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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