bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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